- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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