- Anti Joke

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Tony Romo

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.