- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

i hate non minorities!

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Urban ghettos

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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