what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Dick Cheney That's the joke

There's my tractor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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