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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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