- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Your gay

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

9/11

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Justin Bieber

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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