What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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