Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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