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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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You just read this ..

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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