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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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