- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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