monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

The Morman Religion.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What is 33 + 1? Penis

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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