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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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