- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Guest what? Dog

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

sky silverstein

What is square and grey? A grey square.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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