- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

my penis

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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