- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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