What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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White men's rights

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Men

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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The Oakland Raiders

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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