- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

u know whats a crime? rape

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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