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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

bangers and mash?

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a black man? Rob

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Knock Knock Who did that?

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