One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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