A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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