What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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PENIS that is all

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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