what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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black people

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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wenis

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penis

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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