What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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