- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

a black man walks out of popeyes

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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