A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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No it doesnt..

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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