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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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