What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

My spelling is horrible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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