What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Horse.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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