- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Boner

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

I'm Coming

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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