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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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