- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

SHUT UP JP

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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