Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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