How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Obama lin Baden.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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