Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Dance is a sport

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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