- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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