What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

when debbie meets downer

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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