- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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