What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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My peni s

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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How old are you? 7

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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