- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What is life? Paul.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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