- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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