- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

The truth is he loves her!!

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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