- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

A baby seal walks into a club.

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