What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Nickelback

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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