- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What is life? Paul.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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