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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Faithful men.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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