- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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