- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

You sick fiend

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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