why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Make me famous

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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