- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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