Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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