How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Your big dick.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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if you don't like this you're gay

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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