- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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