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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

SHUT UP JP

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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