- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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