What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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A bar walks into a man

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Click here to end the world.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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