A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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