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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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