- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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