- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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