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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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