- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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