How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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