Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Anti Joke

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