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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

your face

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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