Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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