- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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