- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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