"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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