- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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