What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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