What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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