A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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